Trump Jokes – Part IV

This is the fourth in the series of Trump Jokes – we sincerely hope you enjoy this as much as the preceding three – it’s a serious compilation of unserious stuff

Trump Jokes – Part IV

This is sure to bring a smile even to those who lack a sense of humor.
Let’s get straight to the jokes without further ado – all 20 jokes with source and credits.

1. “Trump said that he wants to ‘give back to the country’ he loves. Then people were like, ‘There’s always that OTHER way to give back to your country — Pay your taxes!'” –Jimmy Fallon

2. “You started your campaign by accusing Mexicans of being rapists. Now you’re on tape explaining how you sexually assault women. The only way you could be more hypocritical is if you said it in Spanish.” –Michael Che on Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update”

3. “Donald Trump told The Washington Post that he’ll be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. When asked how, Trump was like, ‘Easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh! It’s fantastic. I’ve done it already. It’s amazing.'” –Jimmy Fallon

4. “Donald Trump said yesterday that acting more presidential would make his campaign ‘boring as hell.’ Though if he gets elected, I suppose ‘boring’ is the best version of hell we can hope for.” –Seth Meyers

5. “Trump is actually doing very well in Nevada. That’s right, Trump
appeals to Nevada’s key demographic — people who’ve declared bankruptcy.” –Conan O’Brien

6. “Donald Trump is America’s back mole. It may have seemed harmless a year ago, but now that it’s become frighteningly bigger, it’s no longer wise to ignore it.” –John Oliver

7. “At least when Donald Trump is president, the impending world war will be the GREATEST World War, the most tremendous war, I’m telling you” —Jill Filipovic

8. “Donald really is as healthy as a horse. You know, the one Vladimir Putin rides around on.” —Hillary Clinton

9. “You got Melania a huge, 12-karat-diamond engagement ring. You should not have gotten her a diamond, now she knows what hard is supposed to feel like.” —Whitney Cummings

10. “Trump is very confident. He could be the only presidential candidate to ever pick himself as a running mate.” —Jimmy Kimmel

11. A word association poll found the words most associated with Donald Trump are idiot, jerk, stupid, and dumb. In other words, he really could be our next president. He’s got everything it takes.” —Conan O’Brien

12. “A reporter claims she was pushed over by one of Donald Trump’s campaign advisers. Isn’t that crazy? Donald Trump has a campaign adviser.” —Conan O’Brien

13. “So, Trump got rid of his old campaign chairman who was trying to get him to tone down his rhetoric and hired people who want him to be even more controversial. Trump’s like an alcoholic who fires his doctor and starts getting medical advice from his bartender.” —Seth Meyers

14. “Republicans are blaming President Obama for creating Donald Trump. While others say he was created in a lab when a young real estate developer was bitten by a radioactive douchebag.” —Conan O’Brien

15. “Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he’s sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that!” ―David Letterman

16. “At the Fox debate, Donald Trump revealed himself to be nasty, boorish, sexist, ignorant, and smug. And that’s what the Republicans love about him.” —Bill Maher

17. “On Monday, former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson endorsed Donald Trump. Tyson joins Trump’s biggest group of supporters: people who have been hit in the head a lot.” —Conan O’Brien

18. The Republican Party has come a long way, baby. Lincoln appealed to the “better angels” of our nature. Trump wants better angles to grab and grope women’s genitals.―Michael R. Burch

19. It’s simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages! — Michael R. Burch

20. Trump claims to be Midas, but everything he touches eventually turns to crap—four bankruptcies, Trump University, Trump Airlines, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka—and that’s just the tip of the fool’s gold iceberg! — Michael R. Burch

 

Read More :
Humor at its Best – A Comprehensive Compilation of Trump Jokes (Part I)

Humor at it’s Best – A Comprehensive Compilation of Trump Jokes (Part II)

Trump Jokes – Part III

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